Welcome To The You're Abysmal Song Contest - Yoo Hoo edition.

Well it is time for another You're Abysmal song contest.. have the rules changed? Yes! A Little Bit!
'There is NO prize, NO point, NO reason'
Still here? Excellent

'Yoo Hoo'? What do you mean?

Pick a song that screams *you* — whether it’s got your name in it or just fits you perfectly. Don't forget to justify the link to you..

Registration is currently open.
Registration will open Friday 22nd May 2026 at 7pm on psykokow's twitch show https://twitch.tv/psykokow
You WON'T KNOW your country till Friday 29th May 2026 at 7pm (https://twitch.tv/psykokow)
Submissions for videos/songs will close on Friday 7th August 2026 7pm to allow us enough time to prepare for the show.
Join us again for the show on Saturday 22nd August 2026 at 21:00(CEST) 8pm(GMT).

So your mission is simple, register here as an entrant, (you also become a judge more on that later)
You will be given a random country from the list of countries, you are now their representative for this competition
Scour YouTube for a song and video (3–4 minutes max) that could win it all for your country.
It should be unusual, quirky, or brilliant — but it MUST fit the theme (and you should be able to justify how).
Your entry must also have a clear link to your assigned country (artist, origin, or release).
San Marino is a WILD CARD COUNTRY - you can pick any country for your entry
Make it Eurovision-worthy.
On Saturday 22nd August 2026 at 21:00(CEST) 8pm(GMT) we will show all the qualified entrants (Max approx 30) on a live show allowing viewers to vote
Voters can give a video one of the following points 12,10,8,6,5,4,3,2,1 exclusively. You can only give 1 video 12 points etc
Once each of these points are given out the voter can no longer cast votes
Judges may cast votes for all videos excluding their own country.
You dont need to register here to be able to vote for your favourite songs, ONLY if you want to represent a country.
During the end of the competition we will reveal the results of judges votes country by country, and then use the public votes for an exciting conclusion.
This is for fun, and no prizes are given based on the outcome.

Rules :

• Voters have 9 votes they can assign 12, 10, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
• Voters can only vote once on any video they choose until they run out of votes
• Voting will open at the end of all performances
• Your entry must have a clear link to your assigned country (artist, origin, or release)
• AI-assisted entries are allowed, but must show clear creativity, editing, or personal input
• Low-effort or unedited AI-generated content may be rejected
• Your entry should feel like something you *made*, not just generated
• All entries must include a suitable video — not just static lyrics or visuals
• No Porn,Hate,Racist Content, Adult content is ok within reason
• Entrants can not vote for their own entry
• Voting is conducted in twitch chat (quick registration required for judges)
• Your submited video must be valid public youtube link
• Your submited video must have music/song as the main part of the video
• Shut up Pillbox.
• Maximum length of video should be 4 minutes - Ideally 3 minutes for running time. (*May trim video down where required)
• Your video may be disqualified if deemed not to meet the previous rules, or just not within the spirit of the event
• Submissions will close on Friday 7th August 2026 7pm to allow time to prepare for the show